We’ll save the “about me” for later.

It’s so easy to get into things like passions and how many kids we have. All well and good, but do you really want to know about that stuff at this point in our relationship? I’d wager no; you’d like to stick to learning more about the work I do. That’s why I saved you the trouble and put my work smack dab on the front page. But now you’re here, either by accident or by choice, so I’ll make the most of the time we have left because I know you’re busy and I’m seriously considering a Chicago-style hot dog.

I started off as a copywriter. I moved up to creative director. I’ve worked on both retail and brand sides. Then I left all of it and worked on campaigns for non-profits to save my soul. I learned a lot about advertising here. More importantly, I learned a lot about myself and what being a leader looks like. From there, I took a year to learn production because I wanted to really feel their pain. Then I left everything again to help start up an internal agency at Amazon. I’ve started two video departments, worked on a number of brand campaigns for new Amazon products and services, I’ve managed up to 60 people, facilitated global campaigns and am always exploring new business opportunities between Amazon and advertisers. I’ve served as lead creative for two of the largest upfront commitments within our advertising division. I frequently consult with brands on how to develop stories from brand awareness to the nitty gritty, metric swooning e-commerce purchase moment. During all of this, I’ve written a children’s book / developed an LLC with rad funny actor Tony Hale, which is set to become an animated series. Married. Two kids. Love the mountains.

Ok, I think that’s enough for now. We can always talk more later. In fact, I don’t even know why you’re reading this part. I’ll just stop now so you don’t feel like you have to kee

We should...